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  • My age:
  • I am 23
  • My sexual preference:
  • Male
  • Color of my iris:
  • I’ve got lively gray-blue eyes but I use colored contact lenses
  • What is my gender:
  • Woman
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  • Scorpio


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Not all pie sitters cry. Or Look over there, that man's squat cobbling. A fully clothed man I might addjust all by himself. Banana cream. He's a regular Julianne Moore once he gets the waterworks cranked up. Hoboken Squat Cobbler. Hey, the world is a rich tapestry, my friends.

An act frequently sexual in nature that isn't illegal but is so embarrassing that one will go to great lengths even lying to the police to keep it a secret. And he Maybe it's like Hellman's Mayonnaise.

Oh, and there And there is a costume involved. Dee : "What the hell is a Squat Cobbler?? We always figured Pryce was a Squat Cobbler, he often had pie on the seat of his pants. Boston creamDutch Applelemon meringueif it's a pie he's sitting on it and loving it.

But I'm gonna tell you something: This guy? Jimmy McGill: Squat cobbler. Commonly associated with fetishists.

It has a different name west of the Rockies. Detective 2: No, me neither. I found a guy who will do custom dutch-apple-ass squat cobbling movies and only accepts baseball cards as payment bro! Variants: Crybaby Squat Cobbler, in which the subject cries while performing the act.

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Detective 1: So, fully clothed Mr. Wormald by himself doing what? A costume is often involved.

Just Mr. Fully clothed Saul the attorney to the police officers "My client gets paid to produce a video that shows him ummmm sitting in a pie among other things" it's called Squat Cobbler. Squat cobbling and it's variants are deed to titillate the senses and are often stored on various forms of digital media.

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He sits in a pie! You know what squat cobbler is. Variation is a "crybaby squat" accompanied by tears, but not all pie sitter cry. Full Moon Moon Pie. Simple Simon the Ass Man. Dutch Apple Ass. Guys, am I not speaking English here? Like apple? Detective 2: Yeah, come on, man.

What is squatting cobbler?

That dude's a squat cobbler You know. Detective 1: What the hell is a squat cobbler?! When a man sits in a pie, and wiggles himself around. Detective 1: snorts You've got to be shittin' us. Jimmy McGill: It's when a man sits in pie!

Detective 2: Pies? Specialist squat cobblerssuch as "crybaby squat cobblers", a male who sits in pie while crying like a baby are rare but in very high demand amongst pie sitting hobbyists.

Jimmy McGill: Guys, I'm not the filmmaker here, all right? He is a Squat Cobbler. And you two guys are cops? But, uh, technically, he does a crybaby squat, so there's tears, which makes it more specialized. Squat cobbler videos will always feature a fully clothed or costumed man, who's pie sitting and wiggling of the buttocks will always be performed within all legal boundaries.

He loves a good squat cobbler. He really likes it when he sees someone sitting in a pie. Jimmy McGill: Yeah, like I would make this up. A squat cobbler is someone who squats over pies like apple and rhubarband rubs their buttocks over the oven warmed dessert for sexual arousal.

I would like to partake in Squat Cobbling to get myself off tonight. There are variations, such as crybaby squat which involves tears, and costume squat, where the man wears a costume of choice. You don't want to see it. Detective 1: No, I don't I don't know what a squat cobbler is. Synonymous include Boston cream splat, Dutch apple ass, fullmoon moon pie, and Hoboken squat cobbler.

Some specialists opt to cry and sob whilst performing this act. The term originated on the TV series " Better Call Saul " in reference to a specific sexual act, but may be used to describe any action that's considered embarrassing. But trust me on this.

What is squatting cobbler?

Sexual proclivity that the person s get aroused by sitting in a pie or person s getting aroused by watching someone sitting in a pie. He sits Jimmy McGill : sighs Squat cobbler. Sexual gratification derived from a fully dressed adult squatting in a pie and wiggling around while crying.

Detective 1: What's a s-squat cobbler?

I don't know. What is Squatting cobbler?

Squat Cobbler aka Hoboken Squat Cobbler A type of fetish where "a man sits in pie, and wiggles around" Videos of pie sitters are used for sexual arousal. There can be combinations of both, but not all pie sitters cry. Fetish filming of person sitting on pie. What is it? Just a man. Jimmy McGill: What?

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